I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
