Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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