He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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