Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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