you guys were way drunker than both of me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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