i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
people are starting to question the shark bite story
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
please don't ironically join a cult
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