I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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