Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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