420 ftw
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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