operation harelip BJ is a go
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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