just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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