She's JV to your varsity
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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