You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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