i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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