SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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