:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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