i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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