yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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