Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
