Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Randomize
