I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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