Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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