new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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