We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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