Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Found the puke drawer
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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