That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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