Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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