Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I came so hard my ears popped.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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