hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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