PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
