I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I need a beard to bite.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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