i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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