Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Shame is for Republicans.
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