My nipple is on Facebook.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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