i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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