my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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