I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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