loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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