If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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