anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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