I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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