i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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