I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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