Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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