6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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