apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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