Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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