Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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