dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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