Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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